Task Fulfilled!
“Paladin, why is Satana wearing remarkably little clothing, even by her impressive standards?”
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I always feel bad when this happens to peter. He’s made mistakes just like every other superhero, but for some reason his are jabbed at the most.
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The Baxter Building. Home of the Fantastic Four.
Peter: What happened to this place?
Sue: Skrulls took out the building. It’s okay. Nothing we can’t fix.
Peter: Yikes!
Sue: Okay, I’m up. What’s the problem?
Luke: The Skrull Detector. The thing your husband built. We need it.
Sue: Oh, Reed’s asleep. Everyone’s been through so much, he hadn’t slept in a week.
Jess: One of the skrulls has our baby.
Sue: Everyone up!
Reed: Whatisit
Sue: Everyone up! Everyone! Let’s go!
— From New Avengers v1, #48 by Brian Michael Bendis, art by Billy Tan.
I love Sue.
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Carlie: Stop.
Peter: What? I’m just saying there could be a very valid reason for—
Carlie: We are not doing this; not in the morgue. Hm. All the equipment’s locked up. I’d kill for a forensic lamp.
Peter: Say no more. See? Since I started working at Horizon Labs, I’ve been tricking out my ol’ utility belt. Acid webbing, magnetic webbing, freeze capsules, spider-tracers—now wired for sound…
Carlie: What? No spid-a-rangs?
Peter: Ahem…and my all-new handy dandy spider-signal complete with an ultraviolet setting.
Carlie: Impressive. All that must’ve taken you some time.
Peter: Tell me about it.
Carlie: So that’s why we missed the last Harry Potter movie.
Peter: Unh, can we just look at the dead bodies now?From Amazing Spider-Man #675
I love Carlie so much. So. Much.